Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Send help, water and tortillas.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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