Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
