He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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