So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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