We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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