porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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