so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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