Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(260): View more from Indiana

Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes

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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(630): View more from Illinois

I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????

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(620): View more from Kansas

So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?

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(907): View more from Alaska

She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.

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