tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize