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(616): View more from Michigan

U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers

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(817): View more from Texas

I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom

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(217): View more from Illinois

I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.

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(217): View more from Illinois

We're knee deep in HJ's right now.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'

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(808): View more from Hawaii

wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?

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Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos

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And a bag of nachos

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