Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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