you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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