I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
