So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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