just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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