It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My life is pants optional.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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