It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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