its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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