So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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