Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Let's paint friendship bongs
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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