I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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