Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
