His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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