i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
two words: eviction party
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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