Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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