Do you still have your period?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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