No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I need water and some morals
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
