There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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