Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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