Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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