i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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