Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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