You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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