i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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