Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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