I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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