Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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