just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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