that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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