Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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