8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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