Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
