Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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