Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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