Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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