I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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