just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
