Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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