His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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