So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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