Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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