your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
